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[inner_chaos]

You know what to do. Reply to a toplevel or make your own.

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Toplevel bullshit, choose your own adventure. Add your own. It's more fun when he's replying to them

[inner_chaos]

1. I'm not sure that any religion considers pot brownies ancient holistic rehab therapy.

2. I'm at the Bass Pro Shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and two restaurants. And it's quiet. I now understand why people are obsessed with it. I may never leave.

3. Are you high and at a petting zoo again?

4. The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.

5. This is a mass text.
If you get this, you can safely assume that I at least have some level of trust in you.
So I'm asking this seriously.
Does anyone know where I am?

6. What is the most appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still continue our current arrangement until then."?

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[realprouddad]

Oh, sure, it's quiet and all. Until there's one of their sales going on. And then there's a mass of people all around you, pushing to get at the attractions or the fish tank to watch feeding time.

[inner_chaos]

[Well that's disappointing. Guess he's gonna have to miss out on any ammo sales.]

That's less than ideal.

Currently the only person within my line of sight is at least thirty feet away. It's a rarity to get this sort of peace in a commercial setting.

[realprouddad]

[Who needs ammo sales when you've got a cop friend? He's more than happy to supply the ammo so long as the cause is just. Or he's led to believe it is.]

Given that the place is so large, I'd find it hard to imagine they aren't further away from you. Not to mention you can probably throw something at them and when they're distracted you can flee the other way. Either that or mention a sale like you're on the phone in some other section of the store.

[inner_chaos]

[Vincent is unlikely to ask for help, but this sounds like it could be the start of a hilarious buddy cop/elderly former private agent comedy.]

If they're anything like you say they are, the mention of a sale should get them running. Then I'd be free to go where I please.

It's probably a statement on our world that we're discussing this like it's on the same level of a riot. I think between the two of us, we've seen too much.

[realprouddad]

[I mean, the audiences usually love those sorts of shows. Look how well Rush Hour and Lethal Weapon did.]

I'd probably take a riot over a sale any day. They're almost as worse as the fields of zombies. At least those I can put down with a well aimed shotgun blast. It's a little more illegal if they're still breathing.

[inner_chaos]

[They'd make a killing. The theatres would be packed.]

Just a little. [Vincent still has a sense of humor. Even if it's bone dry.

There's a small pause. Which isn't uncommon for Vincent.] They're determined to get me to rent a cabin at a hunting resort.

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[knifecollecting]

Ghosts don't have a smell v often

[inner_chaos]

I've found that it varies. Some smell like nothing. Some sulfurous, some dusty, some like rot or fading decomposition.

I've never come across one that smelled half as bad as this did.

I'm not someone who does this often, but I think it's time to ban him from whatever he ate that night.

[knifecollecting]

good luck with that. no guy likes being told he can't eat something.

[inner_chaos]

I've found that the scent of gunpowder is an effective incentive in behavioral changes.

[knifecollecting]

You've never had a guy into guns? It doesn't always work like that lol

[inner_chaos]

I'm the guy that's 'into guns'. So it usually works out like that for me.

[knifecollecting]

Right, i forgot who i was talking to for a minute. I guess it works out well for ya